Sunday, May 31, 2015

XJ Corps | User Contract

XJ Corps / USER CONTRACT
© 2014 XJ Corps, John Edward Hall (Randall)

1.) ■ INTRO

Hello! Thanks for taking interest in my work...! I have never written a contract before so I had some help from various sources as I tried to emulate them. Please bare with me, this is the best I could do up to this point, but hopefully, it IS to the point. I don't know legal jargon but this should suffice for my needs as of lately. I haven't hidden anything; it's all pretty much straight forward. Use my ideas responsibly and enjoy...!

-XJ

2.) ■ CONTACT

'XJ Randall' is the pseudonym, or pen name, of John Edward Hall (Randall). XJ Corps is a sole proprietorship, the name of the company or business, entity, and seller of the products and ideas from the person XJ Randall, created and owned by the person XJ Randall. For serious inquiries, XJ Randall can be contacted via e-mail:

xjcorps@gmail.com

3.) ■ XJ PRODUCT(S)

'XJ PRODUCT(S)' are defined as work, ideas, websites, and/or software by XJ Corps. By 'INTERACTING WITH', or otherwise using, viewing, or purchasing, XJ PRODUCT(S), you, 'THE USER', are agreeing to a binding contract with XJ Corps according and adherent to the United States of America or your country of residence. If you are uncomfortable with this, it is essential to discontinue INTERACTING WITH XJ PRODUCT(S).

4.) ■ SUBJECT TO CHANGE

At any time, in the present or future, the contents of this agreement are subject to change and will be changed without notice. You are not liable for these changes, unless you INTERACT WITH XJ PRODUCT(S).

5.) ■ PURCHASING AGREEMENT

This agreement is a legal agreement between you, 'THE BUYER' (either an individual or a single entity) and XJ Corps, which includes ALL symbols and artwork, documentation and/or software contained in XJ PRODUCT(S) at the time of purchase. This is a contract for the sale of XJ PRODUCT(S), also known as 'THE IDEA', respective to its title or name at the time of purchase: that is the material, work, and/or intellectual or artistic property, or other things permissible as copyrighted by XJ Corps, according and adherent to Copyright Law of the United States. By purchasing, copying, or otherwise using THE IDEA, you, THE BUYER, agree to be bound by the terms of this PURCHASING AGREEMENT.

THE BUYER agrees to pay a one time fee at the time of purchase for the ownership and possession of THE IDEA, not including the ownership of the respective copyright(s).

Excluding the copyright(s), XJ Corps agrees to grant THE BUYER clear title to and full possession of THE IDEA, respective to its title or name at the time of purchase, for the consideration of a total of $129.00, or greater or lesser value according to THE IDEA, to be paid in a one-time payment, electronically via 'Pay Pal', that is

http://www.paypal.com/

Permission is thereby granted, at the time of purchase or thereafter, to THE BUYER obtaining a copy of THE IDEA, respective to its title or name, to deal in THE IDEA without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sub-license, and/or sell copies of THE IDEA, and to permit persons to whom THE IDEA is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of THE IDEA.

THE IDEA is provided "as is", without warranty of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to the warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. In no event shall XJ Corps, the author, seller, or copyright holder be liable for any claim, damages or other liability, whether in action of contract, tort or otherwise, arising from, out of or in, connection with THE IDEA or the use or other dealings in THE IDEA.

6.) ■ THIRD PARTY APPLICATIONS AND MALICIOUS INTENT

'Hacking','Viruses', or otherwise 'MALICIOUS' intent or code used to INTERACT WITH XJ PRODUCT(S) before purchase is liable for CRIMINAL PROSECUTION. 'MALICIOUS' does not have to be intentional. You are responsible for XJ PRODUCT(S) while INTERACTING WITH it. Should conflicts arise, XJ Corps is not responsible for the way XJ PRODUCT(S) are INTERACTED WITH, at any time.

Some XJ PRODUCT(S) are made to be messed with. However, should a third party application be used to INTERACT WITH XJ PRODUCT(S), thereafter, XJ Corps is not responsible for the interference with the quality of XJ PRODUCT(S), or for any damages that might occur to XJ PRODUCT(S) or occur to the means of INTERACTING WITH XJ PRODUCT(s), or for any damages to THE USER, person, people, or entities affected by THE USER INTERACTING WITH XJ PRODUCT(S).

7.) ■ REFUNDS

XJ Corps is not responsible for refunds. If you buy it, you bought it. However, if you are committed enough to get a refund, the appropriate delegates to barter with are those at the Pay Pal hotline.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=xpt/Help/general/TopQuestion10-outside

8.) ■ USER RIGHTS

By INTERACTING WITH XJ PRODUCT(S), you, THE USER, agree to not infringe upon the rights of others and expect others to do the same.

9.) ■ END OF SERVICE

You agree to discontinue INTERACTING WITH XJ PRODUCT(S) if you are not satisfied or do not agree with this contract.

Automatically Signed,

You, THE USER, THE BUYER

XJ Corps

Letter to Shire

Shire
300 Shire Way
Lexington, MA 02421
USA

From XJ Randall | John Edward Hall:
Sunday 31 May 2015
16:44 EST

Dear Shire Pharmaceuticals,

I love your product, Adderall XR, and it has changed my life in drastic and positive ways. Therefore, it would be a tragedy to not be able to use the product ever again, knowing that I am a young 27 year old who has produced a lucrative venture that most likely will survive even after I pass. That is my company, XJ Corps (pronounced, "EX-JAY CORE"), and my Master Thesis, "The Master Idea".

Considering the limitations I am up against, I am asking for your help to secure myself with a life time supply of Adderall XR. It would only seem reasonable to do so, because under logic, it is unreasonable to reject someone's request for help simply because of popular superstition or belief.

I use your product in professional and responsible ways that have already changed the face of technology and knowledge as we know it. It would be a blessing if I could continue to use it and continue to realize and complete the answers that can not only help myself, but the rest of the world as well.

Do you need evidence...? Please, check my portfolio that is mostly online: A collection of unique ideas, realizations, and products that, I'm afraid if you do not help me, will have been made in vain and will never be made again.

Check the links below:

My professional blog:
Adderall has helped me realize most of these ideas, that with your help, many of which will be patented and produced.

Website:
Adderall has helped me build this site.

The First Mechanical Medium under XJ Corps:
Adderall has helped me build this small yet efficient program, along with more complex programs under my company, XJ Corps.

Another 'sample' program (network).

XJ Corps and XJ Randall Twitter profile(s):

XJ Corps Facebook Profile:

Other links associated with my use of Adderall:

It is imperative that you understand my want and need for your product and that being barred from using it because of a psychiatrist's opinion is ethically or morally wrong, especially when so much GOOD can come from using it. It would be a waste of outstanding potential that may never be realized again in the history of the world as we know it.

The prospects are unprecedented. I have notified and directed you to an apparent evidence that must not be ignored. It is now your responsibility, under your powers, to help bring my request to fruition. I await to hear from you soon, and I will remain optimistic about the outcome of my contact with you. I hope you will do the same.

You should contact me at my professional email address, that is named after my company: xjcorps@gmail.com.

For an additional, 'loose' reference about my current situation and why I have contacted Shire Pharmaceuticals, you may also go to this link:

Remember: An opportunity like this may only happen once in ETERNITY. The world is watching. The future is not technology, it is the way we use it. 

Sincerely,

XJ Randall
John Edward Hall
XJ Corps

313 Perrin Avenue
Lafayette, IN 47901
USA

-XJ

Monday, May 18, 2015

New Email

"Greeting, my name is Charles O'Brien,
an Internal bank Auditor, I am contacting you in reference
to a dormant account (US$6.8 Million Dollars)
which belong to our deceased client
Eng. Diman Randall. Please, reply back to this offer,
through my private email address
...
for more details"

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Message to Godlikeproductions.com

Monday 18 May 2015
01:32 EST

If you do not stop the person(s) terrorizing me via your website, I will seek prosecution against you or your website, godlikeproductions.com, by any means possible.

This is a warning. Please take it seriously.

Sincerely,

XJ Randall
John Edward Hall
XJ Corps

-XJ

Message to VICE

Sunday 17 May 2015
20:41 EST

To whom it may concern:

I am looking for angel investors to promote and/or invest in my company, XJ Corps (pronounced 'EX-JAY CORE'), which was just established in 2013. It seems that I have the capability to create a 'Telepathic Phone Network', among thousands of other 'million dollar' ideas. However, based on my current circumstances, I am having difficulty finding investors.

My blog, located at http://10jackofhearts.blogspot.com, which is NOT COMPLETE OR NEAR PERFECT, contains some sensitive information and ideas that, if funded and executed, could change the face of America (or the world) for what I term as "survivors".

I believe I am an appropriate candidate (my company and ideas) to broadcast on your network. Feel free to ask any questions; I am more than happy to explain some of my theories to you, or how it is possible to create my ideas.

Please help me out. For all I know, my innovative ideas are being 'ripped off, right out of my head', so to speak...

http://twitter.com/xjcorps
http://10jackofhearts.blogspot.com/

"TELEPATHY X" or the world's first publicly disclosed Telepathic Phone Network:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/13wbKSMYWZjoEOjCoPvViZMcp9dIFC9CIBsgKD7KRN94/edit?usp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AyCmyN-xTqYSj15MzxvCTgeitIm5YB-RvlOdd-pN_co/edit?usp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pbdqTuereVXvS5b20zpP8a7mSC6B9vHAhNdTQ6-kX10/edit?usp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g5Ur5kRI_G_I2PWZ8UPwWxkCj0iR2RJF2WRpuDu9mH8/edit?usp=sharing

Hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,

XJ Randall
John Edward Hall
XJ Corps

511 1/2 New York Street
Lafayette, IN 47901

-XJ

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Message to The President

From XJ Randall / John Edward Hall:

Dear Mr. President,

Please help me bring my master thesis to fruition by funding my company, XJ Corps. I am asking for $29,000, or as much as possible. Here are my bank account credentials for faster access or deposit:

Chase Bank
201 Main St
Lafayette, IN
47901
(765) 423-0415

John E Hall
074000010 994462158

For more information, contact me at my email address, xjcorps@gmail.com, or send me a note at my apartment address:

511 1/2 New York Street
Lafayette, IN
47901

Sincerely,

XJ Randall
John Edward Hall
XJ Corps

-XJ

Notes to The President

Dear Mr. President,

Here are my personal jotted 'notes', that would help you to fund me.

"i hate these queers in lafayette, they piss me off
so much i want to basically wipe them out.

that would basically solve my problem. but
since i can't do that, i have to use
other means, probably more peaceful

like $100,000. would be nice.
i'm worth more than that, but that would be a good start to my salary.
when i went to chicago, they followed me there...

i wanted to enjoy my trip.

i wasn't that enjoyable.
i probably will never live in chicago ever again.

after i get $100,000 i need to act 'fast'

living in lafayette is not the best


i already paid my last month's rent


i need probably a new laptop (or two)

new wardrobe

new shoes

new brain wave utilities

insurance on my hands

insurance on my body

security for my new living quarters
(camera, a bar to block the windows and doors, etc.)

a new gun

new running shoes

a new gym membership

funds for membership of online databases
with scholarly information in them

perhaps i need sponsorship

what else...

funds for website management
domain name
online server
(for neo network (XJ Corps))

funds for daily living expenses
(food, rent)

funds for programs

(adobe web design premium,
rhinocerous or other
3d auto cad programs etc
fl studio
other programs such as Microsoft
Visual Studio
(Visual Basic ++, C++, etc.)

funds for othe extraneous programs that
i might need during research

antivirus (what good does it do when people
still hacked into my laptop...?)

hmm what else...

new equipment

sound equipment (XJ corps music)

new speakers
new headphones
need a good sound card

need a new bike

and bike equipment
helmut, lock and key, etc.

need hygiene items
toothbrush, mouth wash, etc.

need other office equipment
printer
desk
chair

perhaps i want to buy a 3d printer
i researched that
it would be good for building robots

electronic building equipment

electronics kit
hammer
plyers (different kinds)
duck tape
super glue
wire
electro board (whatever its called)

welding equipment


might need a studio and a laboratory
maybe in a garage or in a special part of my
apartment

legos (maybe not)

art supplies
pens, notebooks

funds for washing my clothes

kitchen utilities
frying pan, deep pan, knife set, forks, spoons,
plates (not too many, maybe)
toaster (maybe not)
basically, i use whatever i get, for the most part

funds for patents

funds for internet or other type of thing
similar to it...

funds for new musical instrument(s)
violin(s)
mandolin(s)
electric piano(s)
or keyboard

new glasses (stylish maybe not)

perhaps, braces on my teeth
(maybe not)

funds for library collection

furniture (maybe not that much)
bookshelf(s)
some kind of bed or couch
dresser / drawers
table (coffee table?)

maybe that's it.

i also need a prescription for adderall, every
month of the year, (doesn't really have to do
with funds, but it does because i need
a lawyer to help me forge a contract
so that i don't get screwed)

funds for research with actual people
experiments, tests with technology, etc.

travel expenses, for giving presentations
to potential investors

funds for 'other' stuff not mentioned, if needed

funds to publish my master thesis.

that's it."

Sincerely,

XJ Randall
John Edward Hall
XJ Corps

-XJ

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Letter to Pharmaceutical and Psychiatric Industry

Dear Pharmaceutical and Psychiatric Industry,

Saying that Adderall is only for people with add/adhd is just like saying marijuana is only for people with cancer. This is a fallacy. It first begins with the ritual of the doctor visit which is a conspiracy within itself. One could enumerate the reasons on why the so called 'doctor visit' does not cater to the patient, but the main reason is that people shouldn't have to go to a doctor to somehow magically understand their own symptoms that lead them to the doctor in the first place. Diagnosing someone with a disorder doesn't lead to insight about the symptoms that a person has already inhibited. On the contrary, the symptoms should always lead to the disorder. That being said, not all people have a disorder but many people display symptoms. The doctor should treat a patient's symptoms before labeling them with a disorder that could potentially stigmatize them for the rest of their life. The malpractice of psychiatry and error of over one million people that are "misdiagnosed" with disorders stems from the way you have handled the release of "miracle drugs" which has been to your own manipulative and financial benefit. As you well know, this is the cause of controversy that leads much to be desired in the form of alteration.

The solution is simple: If Adderall is the cure for the symptom then use it. If it is not the cure for the symptom, then do not use it. This solution seems rather obvious.

Sincerely,

John Edward Randall