Ever looked into the mirror and seen something you didn't like? That's called your face. Haha no, but all jokes aside acne can be a really huge problem especially if you're already ugly. Okay, I said I would quit with the jokes. But seriously, take it from me; I had acne for years until i went off to college and made some drastic life choices. Choices that companies like Clearasil and Proactive don't want you to know. No, it won't kill you. If your face is a pizza, or a slightly less degree, here is what you can do to get rid of acne for good.
1.) SHOCK your system with MIXED VEGATABLES. Eat 2 cans of mixed vegetables everyday. You see vegetables, especially green and yellow ones contain phytochemicals that help to reduce the build up of insulin in your bloodstream. Insulin buildup leads to clogging of pores. They also carry other nutrients that help your skin. There are whole websites that list the nutrients vegetables have.
2.) SHOCK your system with JUICE. Drink 3 LARGE glasses of juice everyday until acne has ceased to exist. Juice, along with vegetables, also have nutrients that are vital for great skin. These include, vitamins, minerals, phytonutrients and fiber. Besides that, it will keep you healthy and your system flushed.
3.) DO NOT BINGE on sugary stuff. Again, studies have purported that insulin buildup in your system leads to acne on yo FACE! Chocolate does not affect everyone, but it sure as hell effected me. That's because it's almost like you are eating table spoons of oil, very rich oils. That's why you want it more. BUT the sugar isn't good for your face. And besides that you probably feel like spit when you binge on kisses. Hahaha no pun intended. But seriously, you can get diabetes from binging.
4.) DO NOT SPEND A BIGILLION DOLLARS ON spit THAT DOESN'T WORK. Take it from me, if you are SHOCKing your system everyday with vegetables and juice, the only thing you will need, which is proven to work because I use it and BELIEVE in it, is Cetaphil Daily Facial Cleanser. This stuff, is the bomb. I have been using it for years. It keeps your skin feeling fresh and it was actually prescribed by my doctor. And the best part is, you can get it at WALMART, at your convenience for only about $5. No waiting for stupid mail orders. yep.
5.) HYGIENE. Basically what it says. But make sure you don't over do it. That can leave your skin dry and red. And if you use Cetaphil, your face should be not too dry but not too oily the whole day through.
So there you have it, basically all you need to get rid of your ugliness so that you will be the prettiest dude or most handsomest chick in town. Just make sure you get the juice and vegetables, keep away from binging, and buy Cetaphil - it's prescribed by doctors. Give it some time, like a year or so. If that still doesn't get rid of your ugliness then maybe you're just ugly by default... and you'll be healthy too ;)